Thomas, a Jesus lookalike from Canada’s own Bachelorette, sweeps in with his shampoo-hair, looking to tempt Megan away from Jake. She flutters her eyelids a bit but denies his request for a date, staying loyal to her man.
The poor guy also strikes out with Leah and Simone. Jarrod, feeling bad for the Canadian nigel, organises a bro-date for him with Sam and Apollo, and the four enjoy a friendly milk bath together. Thomas cheers up, but he’s facing a stressful rose ceremony.
Before we get there though, the
Lisa, meanwhile, has had enough of island shenanigans too. She tells Luke it’s time for them to try their thing in the “real world”. He demurs for a few scenes, cries to the camera
At this point, you can feel the producers sweating. A love triangle’s gone, no one’s feeling the Canadian – but, miraculously, up pops this mysterious love letter.
Elora, it seems, has received a special note from American Jared, one where the i’s are dotted with hearts and the u’s are smiley faces. Ali compliments Jared on the cute gesture, earning a blank response.
“That’s not accurate,” he says. “Somebody’s f—ing with Elora.” The cameras point to Simone, who’s been battling Elora for the affections of Apollo. But at the back of the room, Eden giggles.
“The letter is amazing. It’s probably one of my best efforts so far,” he says, revealing he masterminded the prank. The motive? Who knows, this isn’t Agatha Christie.
It’s left to Megan to break the news to Elora, like that school prefect you could trust with an honest ear. “That’s pretty f—ed,” Elora responds, fighting back tears.
Eden says the prank “backfired”. “I feel like shit,” he tells Elora, in a weird attempt to apologise ahead of the rose ceremony. But she storms off. Eden wisely retreats to the bar for last drinks.
Of course, there’s a twist. At rose ceremony, with no one left but Canadian Jesus, Elora still gives her rose to Eden, killing him with kindness. “I’m very hurt by what you have done, but I do want you to find love,” she tells him.
Poor Thomas is sent packing before he’s even had a date. Megan’s sad about it, so sad the camera stays fixed on her reaction for a suspiciously long time.
Rob Moran is an Entertainment reporter for The Age, The Sydney Morning Herald and Brisbane Times.
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